Thursday, October 22, 2009

Kamenstein Spice Rack Replacement Lids

How Where What White Perky! (Part II)

Love training diary WTF directory

Today was again a day of crappy special variety.

morning was busy with small perky plywood, drywall and cardboard press.

Around noon, he was then transferred into the furnace tube upstairs. In

said stovepipe floor prevail even in the winter at -40 degrees Celsius out loosely + 35 grad .. 35 wet grad


And what can make it small Perky?

first sink, then wallpaper, then paint cans and then last but not least even wall paint. All in all, another 2 tons of hand moves.

So far so good.


you so sure you can imagine how I was sweating.

now I was moved in the building materials department.

should I cement, mortar and plaster redeploy sort, clean and refill.

Hand ... well not quite ... I had truck the ants were so stupid colleagues from the shot but that runs on hand.


So Perk balanced, however, such mortar, plaster, etc. through the area, all of course sacks in 40 kilo. This is it 'light' up a sweat will be appreciated by all right?


unknown female voice from behind the voting age estimate 60-70: "You stink !!!!!!!"

my first thought was" So what? I work physically Oo "my second" hm leaves traces of mortar murdering large "and the last thought:"? WTF "

I turn around and chose a polite "Sorry, I hear something bad, am sick, she can ask her please ask again?"

only now do I register the Wuzelgnom the customer really.

a mix of Queen Mother, Pope John Paul II, (last year) and Pope Benedict the 16th hunderdreiundfünzigste


Queen John Paul, the 16th

Perk "I TOLD YOU STINK!" "Excuse me, you old dried up shriveled made, but I'm here now on order, speak on the work, because you sweat nunmal so sorry I am also "

Queen John Paul, the 16th " Listen to me It should be sweating! ! '

Perk thinks: mortar or bitumen sheeting, which kill more quickly?

Perk calls the store manager, explained to him that the lady has offended him dressed or stupid.

store manager comes over ... granted Queen John Paul the premises.

Perk must resist a laugh.

Later in the office then:

Chef (perks stature) "they know Mr. F. I know how it is when you have to sweat a lot, they make nothing out there, the old house has banned them and so their rest "


Perk must still smile.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Quotes About God And Sports

How Where What White Perky!

training diary ... or shall I say WTF-training book ... Part 1


as you have probably noticed I've (finally) get ne apprenticeship.

I am working as an apprentice so at OBI for a Warehouse Clerk.


am I actually only the receipt of goods (in the future called nurnoch WE) allocated. However, as in Our OBI chronic understaffing there I'm also from time to time in the market to be found, usually give the product.


But now it can also occur from time to time that I contact to weird ... bizarre ... idiotic ... disgusting ... have to do customers.


I actually am a man of much ... my ausshält Ekelgrenze is actually Thanks to scratch building foam and toast barely.


today but was shot down the golden eagle

Direct went to vocational school there, because second .. TWO damn hours, even to work.

I now almost two weeks, no longer in operation was (only 2 days for accident and sickness than 3 1 / 2 days because of flu [the rest of the time I was in the vocational school]), I was welcomed very warmly by my colleagues ... quote "I know him yet," "you live too?" and "that you still hertraust.

survived this ceremony I was sent the same time help in the sanitation department for interns (the trainee with 3 weeks of service to trainees' Teach "...). In itself, that would be no problem ... But the A trainee looks as if it were a fire victim

But the Afro-German A trainee is just the times that means ... but does not speak German ...

And the other two are Rattenscharfe interns their breasts and buttocks an increasingly rigid in their eyes ... and I'm just a man
Accordingly, I was distracted then most of the time.

some point to talk to the colleague from the sanitary compartment and colors and I are. we call our colleagues here just "Harald"

Harald and I usn entertaining and so a bit of a sudden something catches the eye.

It wears black knee-high high-heeled Boots, black stockings, black top, has shoulder-length hair and face much make-up on.

it was about 45 years old, 110 pounds GUY!

The hair was greasy, the male physique, as well as the transition, and the make-up could come from a drunk Russian slut.
Pinker song shadow, pink (or pink?) Wangendingsda (that is Rouge? N / a) and bright red lipstick.

colleague Harald and I looked at shows.
and this drecksverkackte Harald hisses from ... Somewhere off the main thing. What was my first thought.

Now there is so perky and can the customer (it is yes to the customer right ... because I can not think of a non-matching concept transvestite ... but that would be so nice words) no longer avoid.

"Hello, they have these colors?", My ears a voice, which some similarity to that of Joe Cocker and Frank Sinatra had to receive from a stubble-fouling painted face.

Well. you really do not be fired so it helps quite a good customer.

falls after about quarter of an hour the nerve a customer that they have a special color (any Pink) needed, which had to be specially mixed.
With a ... naja Subtle it was not ... broad grin on his face I've colleague Harald herbeordert.

that he looked at me with killing a view I need not mention.
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After another 10 minutes and 10 liters of various Pinks finally the wishes of the customer satisfaction ...

He / She / It was so thankful that he / she / it thought it appropriate to me hugging and cheek kisses to give, which, without the sweat stench and stubble probably been weighing a lot more bearable re. But thank God, was also not spared Harald.

we come to the ... well ... delicate part of the customer.

The Customer: "Do they have a solid, smooth steel rod, 30 cm long and about 4 cm in diameter?"
Perk: "" Down at the building materials Würgbrechkotz * * "

I wait so sure that the customer comes back tomorrow and after grease asks what I will answer with a friendly vomiting: 3


But apart from this time it feels good again to work: 3 was